I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
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on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
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Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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