I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
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getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
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It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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