Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
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It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
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Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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