Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
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Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
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He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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