You smell like a Billy Joel song
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
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Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
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I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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