i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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