nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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