but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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