i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
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Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
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Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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