i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
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he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
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Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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