I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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