That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
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How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
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My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.