I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
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I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
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I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it