? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
25 Men Talk About the First Time They Went Down On A Woman
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
23 Ex Fraternity Brothers & Sorority Sisters Confess Their Most Insane Stories
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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