its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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