I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Farmville is her only friend.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
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They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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