i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
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hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
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Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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