Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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