Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
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there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
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THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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