So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
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dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
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well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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