we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Randomize
