It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
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There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
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I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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