I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
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her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
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She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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