So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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