I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
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I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
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Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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