your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
We are two peas in an std pod
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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