PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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