508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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