can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
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Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
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Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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