i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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