This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
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Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
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Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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