K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
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I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
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He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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