He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
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new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
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I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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