It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
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I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
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Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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