Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
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suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
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The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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