I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
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Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
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He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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