she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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