Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
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that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
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If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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