This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
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I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
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i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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