I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
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