Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
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Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
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FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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