i permit you to call me
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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