I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
His nipple licking is glorious
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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