Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Michael Bay diarrhea
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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