i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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