just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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