Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
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no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
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I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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