Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
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Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
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He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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