I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
