Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
even my farts smell like vagina
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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