called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
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Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
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Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
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