I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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