So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
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im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
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On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Randomize